Archive for the ‘Obi the dachshund’ category

Exploring the City!

November 29th, 2009

It’s usually the same old story… my four-legged counterparts go inside while I wait outside in the cold tied to a bike rack, fire hydrant, or worse, a garbage can.  There’s nothing worse than waiting, not knowing when I’ll see a familiar face again, with the terrifying sounds of cars, bicycles and strangers whizzing by.

So you can imagine my anxiety when I was awaken from my Saturday nap and quickly transported over the Bay Bridge (past that pesky S-Curve) to San Francisco.  Our destination, Union Square, for some serious day after Black Friday shopping.

The city was hectic, streets lined with shoppers, travelers, vendors galore.  Not many places I could walk without being accidentally stepped on because of my diminutive size.

I was able to make it a couple blocks until I arrived at the front of Macy’s department store.  SF/SPCA volunteers were in front selling $5 chocolate tins  to raise money for the organization.  Macy’s also donated prime window real estate for the SPCA to decorate and show off animals for adoption.  “So”, my dad proclaimed, “does Macy’s actually allow dogs inside the store?”  The volunteer replied, “I think so, I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a dog in there before.”

Riding up the elevators... well more like being carried up

Riding up the elevators... well more like being carried up

A large group of people crowded the entrance, awaiting their turn to take the elevators up to the Cheesecake Factory.   I, instead, scampered quickly through the doors, past the doorwoman without notice.  No words of  “hey you with the dog” or ” sorry no dogs allowed inside” were uttered, so first step accomplished.  It still didn’t help my uneasiness, since sneaking in wouldn’t help with all the suits with Macy’s badges walking around.  But this was at least better than many other failed attempts to sneak me into other places (i.e. Costco).

After heading up six or seven escalators, I arrived in the furniture department.  Luckily, the floors were mostly made of tiles and hardwood, but the occasional carpet or decorative chair lined the showroom.  I walked on-leash around all the furniture pieces which included sectional couches, beds, chairs and sofas.

A salesman saw me  sniffing various furniture exhibits and mannequinns wearing red sweaters and Santa hats, and stopped to observe with a puzzled brow,  “Can I help you with anything?”  “Yes, we’re here to look at couches,” my dad responded.  “Sure thing, right this way,” he said. » Read more: Exploring the City!

It’s all in the p**p

November 11th, 2009

Here at Dogopolis, we have been putting one of our dogs, Obi, on a diet.  It seems that he is getting a little tubby around the midsection and we don’t want him to suffer back problems later on in life, hence a mandatory diet.  He isn’t too happy and has been ranting all over twitter about it (@dogopolis).

Please sir, may I have some moooreeee

Please sir, may I have some moooreeee

As Obi was complaining about his diminishing food portions, a couple of twitterers posed the question of “How do we know when we’re feeding our dog enough, or too much?”

So we turned to our In-House Dog Expert, Sandi Thompson, and asked for her opinion and it turns out, it’s all in the poop!

Here is our Q&A with Sandi Thompson, you can also follow her at @BravoPup

Dogopolis: How can we tell if we’re feeding our dog enough or too much?

Sandi: You can tell by their general appearance and their poops.

Dogopolis: What should we note about their general appearance?

Sandi: Well, they should look lean, muscular, and not fat. Their waist should be visible. There is a hands on test that you can do: Slide hands down rib cage with very light pressure. You should be able to feel but not see his ribs…If you can’t feel any ribs, he needs less food and more exercise. If you can see his ribs, feed him more.

Dogopolis: and their poop…?

Sandi: Poops should be nice , firm terds. If big and soft .. you are probably feeding too much, or a poor quality food!

And there you have it folks, it’s all in the poop.

Hollywood Hound

October 2nd, 2009

People always tell me I have a handsome face, so I thought why not try my luck at acting?  I figure my anipals from twitter would at least support me,  but I’d still need an agent to land me the big time auditions in Hollywood!  So my search is on for a talent agency in Los Angeles.

I don’t have any formal acting experience on my resume, unlike my good friend Turtle (see below – she always plays the suspect in police capers).  But one such agency, Hollywood Paws, says they can help me “Start A Career in the 54 Billion Dollar Pet Industry” doing all types of work, including film, television, commercials and print.

The talented Turtle doing her signature "Stick 'em up" for the camera

The talented Turtle doing her signature "Stick 'em up" for the camera

I figure I’m a pretty smart dachshund.  And if I study my lines and submit my photos to enough casting directors, I just might be discovered as the next Al POOcino.  I guess I’ll try… this movie business is so tough though.  So many big beautiful dogs in this town, makes a little guy like me self-conscious!

Reading scripts for my next big audition

Reading scripts for my next big audition

I'm getting fat

September 23rd, 2009

I’m getting fat and I twit a lot yess i said ‘twit’ instead of ‘tweet’ because I’m a poo.

In honor of me getting fat, I tweaked the twitter whale over capacity illustration. Enjoy!

Obi is Over Capacity

Obi is Over Capacity

Grumpedidoodah

September 23rd, 2009

Last night some bum outside my house was rustling through the trash and I kept on barking at him but he would not stop… not a good night sleep. This morning I didn’t feel like getting out of the Big Bed.  But alas, I was picked up and put on the floor.

My legs were too stubby to jump back up, so that sucks. I decided that if my mom was going to be rude to me like that, i’m going to sleep next to her office door so she can’t get out of the room. Hahah! I win!

I'm a showstopper, I mean doorstopper

I'm a showstopper, I mean doorstopper

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